what would you do if that was you?
this is one of the few instances where watching the entire video was worth the punchline at the very end
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glow in the dark elephant toothpaste experiment | source source
now that’s what I call SLUDGE
Radioactive werewolf boyfriend
BRUH
POV: your giant eldritch boyfriend just orgasmed
Y'all.
don’t look at me i didn’t even do it this time
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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
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text from my dad (2021) - my dad
“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”
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Original text for context
op this provides no context
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